Monday, August 20, 2007

CLEO HATERS [are you one of us?]

CLEO (noun)

- came from Cleopatra. Yeah, the flirty queen of Egypt.

- a word used to define individuals (most likely, girls) who can ALWAYS be seen flirting with boys (regardless of the looks).

- They come in different shapes and sizes.

-BEWARE: looks can be deceiving. Girls who seem to be passive and conservative can sometimes be cleos too.

grrr..i hate them. They are viruses. Poisons. The reason behind all broken relationships. And once a cleo entered your own "happy ending" love story, your fairytale is doomed to an end. That's the way it is.

But no matter how we try to eliminate them, they just...keep on multiplying..like viruses.

And like viruses, they cannot live on their own. They need hosts. Preferably, men.

And the sad truth? They are the ones who experience a happy-ending story by destroying the would-be happy ending of others. Quite ironic, right?

Yeah, guess i have to admit, i was a victim of their i'm-going-to-make-your-boyfriend-mine strategy. hahahaha. A big red L for my naiveté.

Just a piece of advice for all the cleos out there:

You just can't keep on stealing other people's boyfriends.

Act like women, and not like a cheap girls waiting to be picked up by some goons.

You destroy the essence of femininty, that is, being pure and delicate, the quality of looking and
behaving in ways conventionally thought to be appropriate for a woman or girl.

JUST STOP FLIRTING AROUND AND GET YOUR OWN LIFE!!!

To all the cleo haters out there, i'm encouraging you to join our club [founder:Joyce]

So much for that..

tnx for reading my post..

dont forget to leave your comments..

tOOdLes!! ^__^

10 comments:

Alyzza said...

ahaha. rock! best post so far.

Kriselle said...

I think I like Cleopatra in History >_< Mahh.. I hope you don't get mad. I wish everything gets better.

Anonymous said...

That's the old, (good) history.
See, kris, the times have changed. The serpent of the Nile today migrated everywhere. It blossomed.

Well, it won't be soon before too long: you can get a venom of a cleo instead.

Effie: the best! guess you know who your enemy is. i'm still looking for mine. if i do,PAPATAYIN KO SIYA! (kahit ako pa 'yon!)

Anonymous said...

nIce Effie! waAha.



- pat

Kriselle said...

How do you know if someone's a Cleopatra?

P.S. Didn't she die for Antony, too? When she found out that he was dead? Maybe she loved him so much... *or was it the other way around?*

Ü.i.am.marie.antoinette.Ü said...

to kris:
Antony committed suicide after receiving a false report about the death of Cleopatra. While Cleopatra killed herself after hearing that Octavian (also known as Augustus) intended to exhibit her in his triumph at Rome. She had affairs with Julius Caesar, Mark Antony and Ptolemy XIV her younger brother...
The truth is, we really have nothing against Cleopatra. We just felt like using her name for our club to make it sound good and not too obvious..Ü, and besides, she can be a good example (considering the affairs she had.) I'm sorry if it offends you in any way (bec. you said you like cleopatra..*sigh.*)..and about your question..hmm..i believe the answer is already stated in the post. Ü
Anyway, a million thanks for the comment..Ü

Kriselle said...

I wasn't really offended!~ Hehe it's just that Cleopatra's fame really got me interesed ;^_^ *slaps forhead* Mahh, and here I thought that Cleopatra and Mark Antony were like Romeo and Juliet! And she didn't even die for him like Juliet. That disappointed me a lot :(

Thank you for the reply and next time, I'll do my research better! ^_^

Anonymous said...

nice post. lol. actually you're right; cleopatra vii philopathor was actually flirty (more appropriate word is seductive) and not a beauty.

well what more could i say..because of her lust she gave her egypt away. :))

who's marie antoinette? the last queen of france?

Ü.i.am.marie.antoinette.Ü said...

to porks:
yeah, she's the last queen of france..wife of louise xvi. Ü
though a lot of people and historians say that her unpopularity helped discredit the monarchy in the period before the french revolution, im somewhat attracted to her attitude. really gutsy and cool..XD

"LET THEM EAT CAKE!"

♥ karen ♥ said...

nice post effie. i am a CLEO HATER. no need to ask why. =)